| You: |
WHAT IS AIR
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| Stranger: |
Oh no, not again.
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| You: |
WHY?
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| Stranger: |
What the fuck is Tumblr?
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| You: |
It's this secret cult society where only cool people are allowed.
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| Stranger: |
Can you link me to it?
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| You: |
Sorry, can't do that or I'll be in eternal damnation.
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| Stranger: |
I want to be cool too.
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| You: |
Well, you see. There are specific regulations and requirements before you can join Tumblr.
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| Stranger: |
Which are?
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| You: |
You have to slay a llama and offer your blood to unicorns.
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| Stranger: |
How the fuck do I do that
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| You: |
You whip your hair back and forth. Duh.
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| Stranger: |
FUCK YOU.
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| You: |
Cool Story Bro. |
